The Fourth Natural Disaster thinks I'm a heartthrob

【以前放弃了这个梗，觉得自己笔力撑不起来，但这一次尝试了新题材后，我觉得或许我可以试试它和恐怖/克苏鲁之类的元素结合起来，再挑战一次。】

唐郁和别人都不一样，他能看到每个人身上的游戏面板，他周围的人都顶着一个npc面板，共六项属性，10是属性点上限，他的竹马A有三项属性是9，他的学长B有四项属性是9，他的追求者C有五项属性是9，而唐郁.....

除了魅力10外，其余都是5，连智力也是，俗称花瓶。

唐郁一直不明白这个属性面板除了打击他还有什么用，直到有一天，他的脑子里“叮~”得一声，一道机械音播报:

《XXXX》开服倒计时，三、二、一，游戏开始。

唐郁茫然抬起头，看到一群顶着玩家面板的人，兴高采烈上线了。

自此，唐郁普普通通的人生发生了翻天覆地的变化，他读书的地方变成了死亡高中，他回老家看到了死亡村庄，他去商场打工就是死亡商场……

喜欢他的竹马原来是捉鬼的大天师，搞中式灵异。
喜欢他的学长据说是克苏鲁邪神的祭司，搞西式灵异。
世界变得太快，唐郁抱紧了他的小黑猫，直到有一天晚上灯光太暗，唐郁不小心坐在他的猫身上。

然后唐郁看到他的猫在灵异论坛上发帖：#我养的人类半夜专门坐在了我的大腿上，他是不是在暗示什么#

唐郁：“......？”

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《XXXX》是一款超火爆的全息游戏，里面的npc等级般和颜值挂钩，发现那个叫唐郁的绝美npc后，玩家们激动地抛了个侦查，接着他们看到了唐郁的属性。

玩家:“好花瓶，换个npc舔！”

玩家们无情掉头舔大人物A，A的面板介绍: A暗恋唐郁
他们去舔更厉害的大人物B，B的面板介绍: B暗恋唐郁
他们去舔超厉害的大人物C，C的面板介绍: C明恋唐郁(ps:刷唐郁好感度等于刷A、B、C三人好感)

玩家：“！！！”
玩家：“这哪里是花瓶！这明明是我失散多年的爸爸啊！”

只有一些不刷大人物好感度的玩家们还在倔强地不当舔狗，然后他们要升级了，有人不小心看到了邪神的面板：邪神心悦唐郁。

所有玩家虎躯一震，舔狗之魂齐出窍！

—

邪神动了心，祂变成小猫，很有礼貌地蹲在你的家门口，冲你喵喵叫——

开门，送老公。

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[author: Previously, I gave up this new idea, I thought that my writing ability wasn't strong enough, but once I tried a new theme, I thought I could perhaps try and combine it with horror/Cthulhu elements and challenge it again.]

Tang Yu is different from others, he can see the game interface on everyone's body; the people around him have a NPC interface; altogether there are six attributes and the upper limit value of the attributes is 10: his childhood sweetheart A has three attributes at 9, his senior B has four attributes at 9, his pursuer C has five attributes at 9, and Tang Yu.....

Apart from charm being a 10, the rest are 5, even intelligence is; a.k.a a flower vase.

Aside from dealing him a blow, Tang Yu never understood what the purpose of the attribute interface was, until one day, there was a 'ding' in his mind, which together with a mechanical voice announced:

《XXXX》countdown to server opening, 3, 2, 1, the game is starting.

Tang Yu looked up blankly and saw a group of people with a player interface happily go online.

Since then, Tang Yu's ordinary life has undergone earth-shaking changes; the place where he studied became a death high school; when he returned to his hometown, he saw a death village; the shopping mall where he worked was a death mall.....

The sweetheart who likes him turns out to be a ghost capturing great celestial master who deals with the Chinese supernatural.
The senior who likes him is said to be the Cthulhu evil god's priest who deals with the Western supernatural.
The world changed too fast; Tang Yu hugged his little black cat tightly, until one day, the night's light was too faint, and Tang Yu accidentally sat on his cat.

Then, Tang Yu saw his cat post something on the supernatural forum: #The human that I'm raising purposefully sat on my lap in the middle of the night, is he hinting at something?#

Tang Yu: "......?"

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《XXXX》is a super popular VRMMORPG; in the game, the sorting of the NPC's rank is tied to the attractiveness index; after discovering the beautiful NPC called Tang Yu, the players excitedly launched an investigation, and then subsequently saw Tang Yu's attributes.

Players: "A true flower vase, switch to another NPC to lick!"

The players heartlessly turned their heads to lick Bigshot A, A's interface introduction: A is secretly in love with Tang Yu.
They went to lick a more powerful Bigshot B, B's interface introduction: B is secretly in love with Tang Yu.
They went to lick an even more, super-powerful Bigshot C, C's interface introduction: C is secretly, deeply in love with Tang Yu (ps: brushing Tang Yu’s good impression is tantamount to brushing the three people: A, B, and C's good impression.

Players: "!!!"
Players: "What part of this is a flower vase! This is obviously my long-lost father ah!"

Only a few players who wouldn’t brush the big shots’ favourability were still stubbornly not acting like a licking dog; afterwards when they were about to rank up, some people accidentally saw the evil god's interface: Cthulhu is pleased with Tang Yu.

All of the players were greatly shocked, and the spirits of licking dogs flew out of their body!

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The evil god is moved; he turns into a little kitten, and very courteously crouches in front of your house's gate, meowing towards you —

Open the door, delivering a husband.

Status: Ongoing in COO
not picked up

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